Month: April 2018

Goats!

With massive apologies to Ken White at popehat.com. I’m a massive fan of his and he has a very funny and entertaining way of dealing with spammers so have shamelessly stolen his idea, hopefully I’ve added a twist….

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You can’t beat the system (trigger)

I don’t mind when people get things wrong. In our over complicated, politicised, dumbed down world it’s only natural to get confused, click on the wrong button or otherwise cock up Hell, the DBA does it all the…

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Weaponising DBMS_SCHEDULER

It’s been a while since I talked about oracle so probably about time I did. I like to rock up into the office pretty late, usually around 10ish. By this time all the early morning panics, finger pointing…

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