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Oracle Become Experts at Dick Moves

First of all, a little history Many decades ago the DBA was introduced to Oracle because a 1/4″ cartridge tape with their software arrived in the post and being the only one around who knew what the unix…

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Goats!

With massive apologies to Ken White at popehat.com. I’m a massive fan of his and he has a very funny and entertaining way of dealing with spammers so have shamelessly stolen his idea, hopefully I’ve added a twist….

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The DBA Goes Phone Scammer

From time to time the DBA changes things like car insurance or utility suppliers. It keeps the greedy bastards on their toes Unfortunately one of the side effects of this switching is that every time you do it…

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The DBA Encounters a Manager

Now as most people know I hold the managing classes in the same regard as politicians, estate agents, traffic wardens and civil servants – a total waste of oxygen. To back up this point I present for your…

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Back to Reality

After a long time away from home, I’ve returned to the UK to take up a job with a small engineering company in the north of England. Of course that nasty business with the Russians and a recent…

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